Episode 19: Sir X
Bey pov
April 9th
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It all started when Sir discovered Malcolm X...
| Monday |
S: mama do you know who Malcom X is?
B: I do
S: we learned about him today in class
B: really? What did you learn
S: we learned that he was an activist and did you know that they MURDERED his father!?
B: oh- no I didn't
S: and they took his mom kids and put them in foster care cus they said she couldn't take care of them
B: oh??
S: AND THEN they put her in an asylum and said she was insane then Malcom X went to jail
B: wait wait wait-
S: and he joined a gang
B: a gang??
S: yea then he changed his last name and now he's an activist
B: oh?
S: wanna see me do a back flip
B: I-
Before I could respond he did it.
B: ..nice
S: bye
B: bye?
He walked away.
I let out a deep breath. I hope he's not one of them kids that tells my business then hit a cartwheel.
| Tuesday |
I was standing behind onika in the kitchen. She was on live showing everyone her cooking. And me? I was just looking at my reflection and grinding on her booty.
O: babe do you want s-
B: yes!
O: okay..wait why are you eating hot chips in the morning
B: you were taking too long to cook
She smacked her teeth.
Bl: mom can-
B: no
Bl: Mmch! You say no to everything!
B: and do!
S: MAMA WHY ARE YOU WEARING LULULEMON?
B: I-
S: YOURE A SELL OUT!
B: what??!
S: LULULEMON DOESNT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!
B: no-
S: BEYONCÉ SELL OUT KNOWLES!
B: IM NOT A- I'm not a sellout please
I looked at the camera.
S: AFTER EVERYTHING BLACK PEOPLE DID FOR YOU!? YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED!
He stormed off.
B: what- they're just regular leggings
Ka: from where WALMART?
B: don't you join his chaos!
Ka: why not there's nothing else to do since your wife grounded us for no reason!
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HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
