Episode 12: The Ban
Beyoncé pov
February 18th
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I was in the middle of tonguing down my wife until I heard a piercing loud scream.
Bl: NOOOOOOO! MY SHAYLAAAAA
B: sh*t!
O: what happened?
G: WHAT
Kh: NOO!
Ka: NO NO NO NO NOOOOO MOMMMM!
Before we could even put our shirts back on the kids came barging into our room. I quickly covered my bra.
Bl: MOM LOOK WHAT THEY DID! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE NOW???
Blue came up to me shoving her iPad in my face. I pushed it back so I was able to read it.
B: they banned tiktok??
Bl: YESSS my only reason left to live!
Blue fell to her knees. I looked at her like she was crazy cus she was!
G: mama all of my videos are gone away!!
Kh: MY EDITS NOOOOO
Bl: FORGET YOUR EDITS I JUST HIT 7 MIL!!
Ka: how am I supposed to stalk my ex now!???
Bl: MOM DO SOMETHING!
B: I- me!?? Who do yall think I am?
Bl: It doesnt matter you needa go down there and fix this right now!!!
G: I can't even open the app anymore!
Ka: all our videos! Mamaaaa!
O: bey
Onika tapped my back I turned around and saw she didn't have a shirt on at all.
B: oh! Okay guys give me and Nika some space really quickly please
Ka: mom no one cares about your stupid boobs! TikTok is gone!
They went and flopped on the bed while me and nika both put on shirts. When we went back in the room the kids were crying.
Bl: I don't know what to do anymoreeee!
B: blue it's really not that serious-
Bl: shut up!
Ka: this isn't fair! Why not instagram nobody use that sh*t!
B: I use instagram
O: yea
Ka: because you guys are old! You don't get it!
Bl: oh my gosh I hate this country! Why can't we just move
B: well I'm kinda waiting for you guys to graduate
I scratched my head.
G: mmch my vpn isn't working!
Kh: bro what did capcut do??
They laughed.
Kh: people are literally dying and they decided TikTok was the biggest threat
B: yea but when Kamala wanted to ban guns that was 'ridiculous'
Ka: America is a f*cking joke and I hope we all die
O: oh???
Bl: I don't even know why they're allowing congress to decide anything they don't even know what year it is!
Kh: yea they're gonna die soon
Bl: they needa pull the plug NOW!
B: alright.. well I think it'll be good to have a little time to reconnect with the world around us
O: yea try to be a little positive
Ka: hm...well at least now that old account I couldn't get into is deleted for sure
Bl: at least now I have storage?
O: exactly!
B: and hey it was really fun while it lasted and who knows maybe a new app will come out pretty soon
Kh: I guess..
Kalani sighed.
Ka: I needed to stop stalking my ex anyway..
Khalil stood up.
Kh: welp mind as well do my homework
Ka: yea, I guess I can go look for colleges
Bl: I can clean my room..
G: I'm going to bed I've had enough of this world!
I chuckled. We let the kids get themselves together then called them down to the kitchen. We're gonna bake a cake for the 'TikTok funeral' and rebirth of hobbies. Once we put it in the oven we chilled in the living room.
B: I have a fun idea
Kids: what?
B: how about we diss America?
Their faces immediately lit up. We came up with a simple beat then started freestyling.
G: America, you're so embarrassing, took TikTok instead of progressing, This country is a joke the reason why they emigrating, congress is old and broke I see why they hating!
I chuckled.
Kh: they gon die anyway, before mlk day, call life alert, their career on the floor, hurry up andale !
Ka: you can never replace TikTok, yea you tried it didn't work, now your breathing tube in a bunch, I hope you fall and it hurts!!
Bl: you took TikTok before guns, congress well done, trump and Joe I bet they hunch, we lost when trump won
We all laughed. We're gonna get through this.
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HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
