Episode 22: The Knowles who stole Christmas part one
Bey pov
Christmas Eve
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K: hey bey
B: mm
O: bey greet our guest properly
B: yall not guest go sit the h*ll down
I waved them off.
O: sorry she's a little frustrated with work
T: bey would you stop working!
S: right! It's Christmas you need to be with your family
B: yall ain't paying the bills
My immediate family was coming over for Christmas of course against my will..but anyways I was busy working on these d*mn visuals. It wouldn't be taking so d*mn long if my computer would stop acting dumb.
I've been trying not to throw it because onika said the kids are picking up on my 'tantrums' which is true. The other day Sir threw a chair at somebody..
Bl: mama can Tiana come over here
B: no
Bl: mama please! This is our first holiday together
B: she doesn't have her own d*mn family!??
O: bey!
B: babe we already have 20 d*mn kids in our house as is!
O: blue she can come
Bl: thanks favorite mommy
I rolled my eyes.
B: is Jay coming or is it gonna be with that b*tch
T: stop it
Mama popped me.
B: I was just wondering cus you know every time he gets a new girlfriend he forgets he has kids. 4 of them! 2 grandkids and 2 more that he committed to.
K: I'll call him
B: mkay
Just as soon as I was about to send the visuals to my team my computer die.
B: NOO! OH MY F*CKING GOSH!!!
I hit my computer.
O: baby it's okay
B: that's it, I'm killing myself it's official
I closed my computer getting up. Mind as well get my house organized.
B: okay what's happening
T: you haven't greeted your mother!
I smiled going in the kitchen to hug her.
B: hi mama
T: and your sisters
B: hey Kelly
K: Heyy I thought you were gonna go kill yourself?
B: postponed
Kelly laughed.
I hugged her then I mushed solange head.
B: ugly
S: ugly!
B: speaking of ugly where titan that n*gga owe me $20
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
