Episode 18: April Fools day is CANCELLED
Bey pov
April 1st
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It was April Fools' Day, and I was up bright and early to my shenanigans. Everybody knows that in the Knowles/Carter household Aprils Fool days is royalty. Hell we might celebrate it more than Christmas- sorry Jesus. Now my for my first victim.
BD🙄
:Jay I miss you
:and I miss us
: I know you got a gf and I have wife but baby I can't see myself with no one else but you and ik we done been through sum sh*t but I think we could work it out
BD🙄: you fr?
BD🙄: I've been thinking abt that too for sum time
BD🙄: I mean we were both young and dumb when we were tg I think we owe it to ourselves to try again
: SIKE N*GGA
: APRIL FOOLS B*TCH
BD🙄: idek what to f*cking say rn😐
I laughed. Now time for my next victim, blue! I walked into Blue's room and gently shook her awake.
B: Blue...blue wake up!
Bl: hm?
B: girl Rihanna wants you to be a backup dancer at her Super Bowl performance!
Half-asleep, Blue sat up, her face scrunched in confusion. Then, as the words processed, she gasped, her eyes lighting up with excitement.
Bl: Wait! what?! Are you serious?!
B: yes! get up we gotta go meet her to talk business in an hour!
Blue practically jumped out of bed before I burst into laughter.
B: HA April Fools! Girl, Rihanna doesn't even make music no more. You need to wake up! Oh, and while you at it get ready for school
Blue groaned, rolling her eyes before stomping off to get dressed.
Meanwhile, Kalani was scheming against Khalil. She sneakily placed a few mouse traps in front of his bed, grabbed two pots, and clashed them together. Khalil jumping out of bed landing right on the traps.
Kh: AHHH!
Kalani fell over laughing. I passed by to take a peek and chuckled.
B: amazing honey
Ka: thanks mom
Onika, watching the madness unfold, shook her head.
O: Okay, guys, that's enough with the pranks. You have school. Get dressed
The chaotic morning routine began. Onika kissed the kids and I goodbye before heading off to an interview, leaving me to handle five demons disguised as mini versions of me in ten minutes. F*ck.
I rushed through the house, trying to get all them down. It's like they're taking their precious time!
B: LET'S GO! COME ON WERE LATEEE
I grabbed the keys and hopped in the car.
Khalil strolled out casually, scrolling on his phone and plopping into the front seat. Gigi got in with her iPad, but I immediately shut that down.
B: Nope! Put it back in the house
Giselle groaned getting out the car and slamming my damn door like she paid for it!
B: I- GIRL I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MAD FOR, YOU KNOW YOU DONT TAKE THAT IPAD TO SCHOOL!
I rolled the window down to yell out the car.
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
