Episode 10: Comfort inn the ending?
Bey pov
January 27th
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Well since I didn't get anything done yesterday I've made it my mission to get stuff done today! Unfortunately for me my kids made it their mission to get in the way of that, they're in here asking me a million d*mn questions after I purposely removed myself from the living room!!
Bl: mom can I get my belly button pierced
B: no
Ka: can I get my tongue pierced
B: no
Bl: what about a tattoo
B: what about a no
Kh: a car??
B: hell no!
G: can we get food
B: no!...wait-
Bl: can I dye my hair
B: no
Bl: why! You get to dye your hair every other day!
B: first of all it's a wig! second of all your hair is not no d*mn arts and craft
Bl: ..that's why sir is coloring on your wall!
B: WHAT!?
I quickly ran out my office and saw sir drawing on my d*mn wall!
B: N*GGA???
S: excuse me!?
He looked up.
B: why the hell are you drawing on the d*mn wall!???
S: I JUST WANTED TO EXPRESS MYSELF
B: NO??
S: FINE! IM RUNNING AWAY SINCE YOU DONT LOVE ME!
He threw his crayon down running away. I shook my head looking at the wall.
O: BEYONCÉ! COME HERE
I sighed walking towards the room. She had sir crying on her lap.
O: you called him ugly??
B: what!!???
S: and a n*gga!
He cried.
O: Beyoncé
B: okay I did call him a n*gga but I did not call him ugly
O: why do you have to call him a n*gga?
S: my ancestors don't like that!
I blew my breath running my hand over my face.
B: Sir stop drawing on my d*mn wall
O: he was being creative
B: this is not a d*mn museum!??
S: YOU DONT SUPPORT MY DREAMS BECAUSE YOU THINK IM NEURODIVERGENT!
B: oh my-
O: it's okay baby I'm gonna take you to the store and we can get all the paint and markers you want okay?
He sniffled.
S: okay I just hope mommy will support me in the future
Onika shot me a dirty look carrying him out the room. I took a deep breath in going back to my office and of course the twins were still there with a million questions left to ask.
Ka: why are vaginas so deep?
B: what????
Ka: where is your uterus? Do boys have uterus?
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
