Episode 1: First Day Out
Omniscient pov
June 6th
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The last bell rung and the kids burst out the building like it was a prison break. School was finally over and summer madness had officially begun.
Back at the house, Beyoncé and Onika were in full tour mode, rehearsals, costumes, logistics. Beyoncé and onika stood in the kitchen one holding coffee and the other holding liquor, I'm sure you know which one. They stood in front of the crew of teens and tiny humans giving them the run down.
B: Okay, listen up, your mom and I gotta handle some tour stuff. Khalil, Kalani, you two are in charge
Kalani and Khalil smirked at each other.
B: please do not burn down the house
O: it's all we have left at this point
B: yes so no fighting, no leaving, no inviting boyfriends or girlfriends, no driving the car, no prank calls, no running around, no jumping off things, no breaking things, no screaming, no playing with fire water or electricity, and please for the love of God don't kill each other
Sir: okay mama
G: we'll be so good! We'll be the bestest kids ever!
Beyoncé shoots the camera a look.
O: this is you guys time to show us you can be responsible teens
B: yes so please watch them!!! And don't do anything stupid!
O: we'll be checking in every 30 mins
K: okay we got this
Kh: you won't regret it
B: I already do
Bey and onika closes the door behind them.
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SIR POV
Me and Gigi sadly looked out the window. There was nothing to do with mom and mommy gone, Kalani 'quick nap' turned into 6 hours, khalil was on him game yelling like a maniac, and blue locked her door so we wouldn't come in to bother her!
S: ughhh! This sucks!
G: yea!
S: we should do something
G: like what?
S: mm...I don't know throw a party?
G: what??
S: yea we can invite all of our friends over and make a cool volcano!
G: but mom said we can't invite friends over
S: no she said boyfriends and girlfriends
G: hmm i suppose you're right
Gigi formed an evil smirk on her face.
S: so let's do it!
G: okay!
We both ran to get our iPads and call all our friends.
S: yes my mom said it's fine you just need a ride!
G: tell your mom to drop you off
S:can you bring your lizard to my house? ...okay
G: my mom said you can't bring your boyfriend I'm sorry
Girl: aw man
G: if you break up with him you can
Girl: but I love him
G: oh..well guess not then
After we called everyone we turned the tv on and played some music then put out chips and drinks.
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
