𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇... a fifteen year old girl falls head over heels for a blast from the past.
𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐃, hopelessly in love with a man who never bat an eye in her direction.
Or so... she thought?
...
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"I can't decide!"
We were all cake testing.
"Babe the wedding is next week, how have you not picked what cake?" Angie playfully remarked, Dahlia groaned.
"Because, the chocolate is so good but so is the lemon meringue."
"I personally liked the strawberry." I didn't know if my opinion mattered, but i'll just put it out there.
"Ugh, i'll have Bill decide. Anyway. How are things with you and Tom? You work shit out?" The bridezilla questioned.
I'm going to off myself.
"He said some things, I said some things. And then I felt like my vagina was cheating on Yaseen so that's great."
They all started laughing at me.
What?!
"What do you mean your vagina was cheating on your soon to be husband?" Lia hid her snort, I don't know okay!
"I keep getting horny." I whispered.
"We all get horny." Ella waved it off.
"When he smiles at me, it feels like he's playing spells on my vagina and i'll start pulsating. Then it'll go away when I think of Yaseen." I covered my face.
"I'm a whore aren't I?"
"You're not a whore." Quen deadpanned.
"No, i'm being horrible to him. It's not Yaseen's fault that we're saving ourselves for marriage." Oh god, I am a whore.
"You did not save yourself for marriage, remember the whole safe sex spiel from Henry?" Cali rolled her eyes.
"No, I mean saving ourselves for marriage together." I corrected myself.
"And i'm like almost certain Tom still has feelings for me. And i'm in love with Yaseen, so someone's heart is going to get broken in the end." I can just feel it coming.
"Okay, but what if you end up getting married and you have sex... and then you're not sexually compatible?" Dahlia put that out there, oh.
I hadn't thought of that.
"Well, he's like six feet tall and he has a really big dick so I think it's okay." I shrugged.
