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You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!


If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.


Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!


I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen


I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

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