The Best Pick Up Lines

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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.