Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.
I'm lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
It's a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you'd be too hot to handle.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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