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I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!


If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.


How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.


I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.


(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

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