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Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.


Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?


Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.


Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!


Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

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