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Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.


I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.


My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?


Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?


Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day

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