Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.
How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.
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The Best Pick Up Lines
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