This time next year let's be laughing together.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

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