The Best Pick Up Lines

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People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!