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When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.


I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?


Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.


Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.


You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.

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