If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
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The Best Pick Up Lines
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