Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.
There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
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