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On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."


Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!


Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.


Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?


Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

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