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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.


Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.


Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?


I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.


I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

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