The Best Pick Up Lines

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.