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If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.


Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.


Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling


Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!


Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

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