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Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.


You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!


You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!


If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.


You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

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