The Best Pick Up Lines

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If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] 

Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me.

Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.