Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
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