Chapter 43: One Million Bucks BC

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Recap:

Chris: "Last time on Total Drama action, when Owen's jaw was unwired it unleashed a hunger like no other. Owen stopped stuffing his face when he and Leshawna were snatched and stuffed into safes; the grips managed to free Owen with the aroma of sweet chicken. (Y/N) got Leshawna out by making her think that Heather called her a fat cow. (Y/N) got the fright of his life when he was faced by none other than Courtney, who thanks to her pitbulls I mean lawyers is back in the running and (Y/N) swap teams, again. The grips lost and due to a small technicality Owen took the limousine to the nearest drive-thru with only 9 contestants left. Maybe one of them will stand a chance on another uninspiring episode of Total Drama Action!"

Here we see you choosing wigs for Heather to use until her hair grows back.

(Y/N): "I know you feel like you deserve this from last season but you sure you don't want to use the hair growth serum?"

Heather: "That would be the coward's way out, I am facing this baldness the old fashioned way."

(Y/N): "Okay."*puts a powdered wig on Heather*"How's this?"

Heather: *Checks her reflection* "Hm, well this would look great in the American Revolution."

(Y/N): *changes the wig to red hair that look like Jessica Rabbit's on Heather*"How's this one?"

Heather: *checks her reflection*" Ooh Jessica Rabbit, love the style but I don't think red is my color."

(Y/N): "Why?"

Heather: "Ehh, I've never actually been the one to pull off red, got anything else?"

(Y/N): *switches the wig to a medusa wig on Heather*"How's this?"

Heather: *sees her reflection*"A head of snakes? Really?"

(Y/N): "If a movie needs a gorgan, it's a perfect look for you."

Heather: "What makes you think I'm a perfect gorgan?"

Heather then turns to Courtney and she is standing still like a statue in terror waiting to be petrified.

Courtney: "Gorgan!!!!"

Heather: "Oh I am so good at being a gorgan."

(Y/N): "Woah, woah, Courtney relax, that's not a gorgan, it's Heather."

Courtney: "I-I know, she looks like the kind of person who would... be perfect to be a gorgan."

Heather: "I'll put that on my resume."

Courtney: "I wish I would move but I am petrified with fear."

(Y/N): "Oh I use real snakes for the wig."

Heather: *sees the snakes are real*"Ahhhh! Why?!"

(Y/N): "To be realistic, I used highly trained snakes."

Heather: "Wow, good job." *realizes something* *gets nervous* "Uh, they're not poisonous are they?"

(Y/N): "Nope they're regular garden snakes." *Thinks for a moment* "Now what was the rule? Black on yellow kills a fellow, black on white is a friend of jack." *Checks the snakes*"Oh fuck they're black on yellows."

Heather immediately throws the snakes at Chris who happened to be walking by and the snakes bite all over him.

Chris: "Ahhhh!!! Ahh! Get'em off! Get'em off!!"

(Y/N): *offscreen*"Sorry!"

Later on, we see everyone at a prehistoric movie set where we see Kristal dressed as a cavewoman and Chef too.

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