Total Drama Non-Stop Playing

Chapter 83: I see London...

Recap:

Chris: "Last time on Total Drama World Tour, our plane had some mechanical problems and ended up in hot water Jamaica style, no problem. Except for Izzy and (Y/N) who's squished brains were led to major boost in brain power for Izzy and a major boost of Autism for (Y/N) which is not possible in any way shape or form. Which led to Izzy's elimination by injury. Stranded and short on gas money, we were forced to improvise and Lindsay's top heaviness got her the boot if you know what I mean. Thanks to a rocking telethon thanks to (Y/N), we got enough cash to budget for more seasons of Total Drama than anyone can realize. We're ready to get back into the air, so vacation is over and it's time for more Total Drama World Tour!"

Here we see both teams in loser class and you look out the window and you see a skeleton dressed as Mary Poppins flying by.

(Y/N): "Was that a skeleton dressed as Mary Poppins flying by?"

Cody: "What?"*looks outside*"Where?"

Noah: "Maybe you were imagining things."

(Y/N): *sees that Gwen's hand has a sunburn*"Woah, how did you get sunburn on your hand?"

Gwen: *Winces in pain* "I don't know."

Courtney: *puts a bucket of goo next to Gwen*"Here, put your hand in this. It's a mixture of green tea and bird guano."

Gwen: *puts her hand into the goo*"Thanks."*realizes*"Wait guano? As in-"

(Y/N): "Bird dukey."

Gwen: "Oh gross...."

Courtney: "I learned this trick from CIT medical training."

Gwen: *puts her hand back in* "Well thanks, still don't know how I got this sunburn."

(Y/N): "Well what were you doing after the challenge?"

Gwen: "Napping on a chair in the shade."

Cody gets nervous and you see his expression.

(Y/N): "I think I found our culprit, right Cody?"

Cody: "Uh...."*gets kicked in the nuts by you*"Ow! Okay it was me! I was trying to get a picture of me next to Gwen in a bikini."

(Y/N): *kicks Cody in the nuts again*"That's for being a perv around Gwen."

Gwen: " Thanks babe."

(Y/N): "You're welcome."*to Team Kristal is Really Really Really Really Hot*"Hey, how come you guys aren't in 1st class?"

Noah: "Chris needed 1st class for a special guest."

(Y/N): *Sees that Alejandro hasn't come back yet*"Alejandro must be in the confessional for a really long time."

Noah: " Must be Owen driving him nuts just by being himself."

Owen: *eating hot peppers*"Gah! Spicy! Milk!"

Owen then chugs down a carton of milk.

(Y/N): "Where did you get those peppers?"

Noah: "He got them from Jamaica. How he's eating them, not sure."

Chris: *over the PA system*"Attention helpless competitors, we've been denied permission to land so you're going to have to jump." *Gets hit by Kristal* " Ow! I mean you have to jump with parachutes because my daughter values your lives."*to kristal*"And when I said they're going to jump, they will jump out of the plane with parachutes. That's the implied message."*to the teams*"Also Chef has miscounted the amount of parachutes that is required. So you might want to share a parachute with someone."