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Chapter 39: Masters of Disasters

Recap:

Kristal: *to the producers* "Why do I have to-" *sighs* "Okay." *To the readers* "Last time on Total Drama Action... The world's toughest Chef used spoons to bring out DJ's killer instinct. It was no thanks to DJ that Duncan and Heather had the bejeebies scared out of them. Victory seemed within reach, as DJ won the scream-off. Lindsay surprised everyone by taking charge, earning the respect of her teammates. Just as the Killer Grips were about to cut someone loose, DJ's conscience, A.K.A. Mama DJ, got the best of him. DJ called himself out as a cheater, hopped into the lamousine, and rode off into the sunset. If you think that's crazy, (Y/N)'s mother, father, and aunt were not dead but living in witness protection from their evil son Nathaniel and not only that they are staying here in the film lot next to the contestants' trailers. Erotica gave some motherly advice to the girls and I of the show, Christopher went drill sergeant on Chef, and Bethany had sex with 300 interns on day one of their time here... what?" *To the interns* "Seriously you guys?!" *Sighs* "Erotica and Christopher make up for lost time with their son. How will the contestants survive without DJ's gourmet cooking? Was it coriander or tarragon he used in that casserole? Will (Y/N)'s parents support (Y/N) in the challenges of today and in the season? Will the interns be part of Bethany's personal harem at her new mansion. Will the contestants have the willpower to resist Bethany's charm? Discover all that and more in another thrilling and filling episode of Total. Drama. Action!"

Here we see Bethany cooking the food for the contestants for their breakfast and she makes pancakes.

Bethany: "I made pancakes. I hope you all like them."

Duncan: *sees his pancake is shaped like a penis* "Uh, why is my pancake shaped like a wiener?"

Owen: *eats his pancakes*"Mmm pancakes!"

(Y/N): *Comes in* *yawns* "What's going on?"

Duncan: "*Shows his pancake to you* "See for yourself."

(Y/N): "Oh sweet Auntie Bethany made breakfast, the shape is weird but the taste is amazing."

Duncan: "I bet she put viagra in the food."

Bethany: "Not in your food, only in the interns' food."

Kristal: "You what?!"

We see an intern come in and everyone sees the massive boner in his pants and both you and Duncan laughed at the sight of it.

(Y/N): "Oh man, that is so funny!"

Duncan: "Oh man poor guy."

Intern: *turns to Kristal*"What are they laughing at?"

Kristal: *looks away*"Don't turn in my direction!"

Izzy: *sees the intern's boner*"Meh I've seen bigger."

Intern: *turns to Leshawna*"What's going on?"

Leshawna: "Gah!" *looks away*"Get that thing away from my face!"

We then see the intern leave the room and you sit with the girls.

Heather: "That would have made me puked." *to Bethany* "And seriously? It's too early in the morning for this."

Bethany: "Porn stars have to keep their skills sharp and bodies fit and sexy."*gestures her whole body*"All of this did not happen on its own."

Heather: "Point taken."

Chris: *comes in*"Not to worry, folks. You won't be hanging on to your lunch for much longer."

(Y/N): "What's the challenge today?"

Chris: "Oh, nothing. Just that your day will be a total disaster. Get it? It's a disaster movie theme! You know? Like in disaster flicks?"

(Y/N): "Like Sharknado? Those movies are incredibly unrealistic."