Total Drama Non-Stop Playing

Chapter 53: Top Dog

Recap:

Kristal: "Last time on Total Drama Action, everyone got gifts from the Outside world including (Y/N) who has a lot of care packages from his fan base. (Y/N) and everyone else slept in Zero gravity until Owen played the role of mischief maker thanks to my father. (Y/N) won over the hearts of Lindsay's sisters who are just as hot as she is but not as hot as I am."*shows some shine on her teeth*"Harold ended his bit with the million and Owen confessed his crimes in the show. While off camera, Courtney became a woman and (Y/N) became a man and we won't show any footage of this cause it's off camera and it's not that kind of show. Who else will (Y/N) have sex with? Will Lindsay's sisters take (Y/N) back to their house and have the whole family have a round with him? Will I ever stop saying this kind of stuff on the air? Find out on Total Drama Action.

Here we see you and Courtney sleeping together in the trailer after last night as we see Lindsay a bit jealous that she didn't go first.

Lindsay: "I wish that was me."

Courtney: *wakes up* *gets up buck naked* "Man what a night, that felt amazing."

Lindsay: "So, um, how big was (Y/N)?"

Courtney: "Well, I don't remember. I was mindlessly having sex with (Y/N) all night then by the time we passed out from the sex, your sisters took us back here. And don't worry, they didn't do anything to (Y/N)."

Alex: *comes in*"If you want to know how big he was, he's big enough to satisfy any woman. Heck if mom saw your boyfriend's penis, we might end up with half siblings."

Paula: "Which is gross Alex, we talked about this."

Courtney: "Okay I gotta ask, and be honest and I don't wanna offend anyone but Alex, Paula, are you two real blonds?"

Alex: "Well I'm blond and so is Paula. Lindsay is the only girl in our family with no blond hair. I just dye my hair brown cause most guys are into brunettes."

Courtney: "But why does Lindsay dye her hair blond if she's a brunette?"

Lindsay: "I don't want to be the odd one out."

Courtney: "But your so smart, why hide who you are?"

Lindsay: "Cause bimbos aren't supposed to be smart?"

Alex: "Yeah it's a problem we have, our IQs are way too high for bimbo standards."

Courtney: "And that's a bad thing why?"

Paula: "Because our family came from a long line of bimbos, it's our family legacy."

Lindsay: "Long story short, we can be smart when we want to."

(Y/N): *wakes up*"Man what a night, I never knew Courtney really, really likes anal."

Alex: "Ooh Anal on the first night?"

Courtney: "Yeah I had no idea what I was doing, my instincts took over me."

Alex and Paula: "Been there."

Courtney: "And when I did it, I just... wanted to do more of it, and then we blacked out."

Alex and Paula: "Been there."

Alex: "Yeah, we've been there."

Paula: "You get more control over yourself while having sex the more often you do it."

Courtney: "Noted, I so wanted to jog naked on the island."

(Y/N): "It's okay hun, you needed some time to be yourself, plus I never knew you had freckles on your buttcheeks."

Paula: *Sees Courtney's butt freckles* "Ooh, nice freckles."

Alex: "Well, Who needs a freckled butt."*pulls you into her breasts*"When you have these~?"