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Chapter 40: Full Metal Drama

Recap:

Chris: "Last week on Total Drama Action, our competitors took it on the chin as they faced an all-you-can-eat buffet of deadly natural disasters. But it was Owen's own feet that tripped him up. Ouch! Owen's broken jaw means he can't eat anything 'til it's met the business end of a blender. Yep, it's a rough life for Owen. But there is good news, (Y/N) got to switch teams for the first time in this season and both he and Harold set aside their differences and opened up the hatch to freedom for the Gaffers. The reward for the Gaffers is to meet the old crew from the club belonging to (Y/N)'s mother, Erotica Jones. That's the name she normally goes by. Sound tough? Get used to it! Because this week, it's all out war! It's a desperate battle for survival on Total. Drama. Action!"

Here we see Leshawna with you in the bathroom waiting for Owen to finish his business and you see bathroom writing on the wall.

(Y/N): *reads the writing*"Derrick took a fat shit here."*reads more*"Fuck you Derrick."

Leshawna: *Holds her nose*"Waiting any day now Owen."

Owen: *clenched teeth*"Don't rush me!"

(Y/N): "Are you... having problems?"

Owen: *clenched teeth*"Who knew a diet of blended corn beef and cheese puff shakes could stop my whole system?"

(Y/N): "For the last time Owen, eat vegetables and go see a doctor."

Owen: *clenched teeth*"I will never eat vegetables and you won't make me!"

We then see Chef rush in holding a glass of liquid laxatives and bran.

Owen: "Chef, a little privacy? I'm trying to poop-a-doop here."

Chef: "Doctor's orders, I've got the cure for your no-can-doo-doo right here. One part fruit, nine parts bran."

(Y/N): "You sure that's gonna work? This is Owen we're talking about." *to Owen* "No offense."

Owen: "None taken.*

Chef: "Yeah it will work."

Leshawna: *takes the beverage*"I didn't have breakfast because Bethany was in charge of cooking breakfast and I didn't want any dick cakes or vagina shaped bagels."*drinks the whole beverage*"My, my! Who knew liquid bran could be so tasty?"*burps*"Even on the return trip."

Chef: "Girl's gonna feel that."

Owen: *clenched teeth*"I'd say that my work here is done, but I never even got started."

Later on, we see you and the others where Chris wanted you to be and you see your dad excited while your mother is trying to calm him down and we see Chris go over the rules.

Chris: "Today, we're all about war movies, so... look lively, you..."

Chef: "Buckets of horse doo-doo!"

Christopher: "Let me have a go."*to the contestants*"Spineless coach potatoes!"

Chris: "So, get ready for the first death-defying challenge, you..."

Chef: "Disgusting, slimy crustaceans!"

Christopher: "Knuckle dragging dirtbags!"

Chris: "Move it privates! Fall in!"

Everyone: "Sir. Yes sir!"

Confessional: Duncan.

Duncan: "I've always wanted to be a Marine. They're rough, tough, they wear rad boots, and they say "Hoo-ah!" No clue what that means, but it just sounds so cool. Hoo-ah!"

Confessional: Christopher and Erotica

Christopher: "Did I go a bit far on the insults?"

Erotica: "No sweetie, it's all part of the theme. You were just excited for the theme of the challenge since you fought in the war. (Y/N) didn't mind the insults when he was a kid since you were teaching him the things you know."