Chapter 64: Questionnaire, If you Dare!

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Recap;

Kristal: "Last time on Disventure Camp, the Teal team got new members in the form of Ellie and (Y/N) while Grett goes to Purple. The Teal Team did not work out as a team in the challenge mostly because (Y/N) kept getting hit in the balls more times than anyone can count. The Teal Team votes off Ellie but (Y/N) saves her with his immunity totem which he had no idea how it works until he pulled it out and got Dan to go home to fix his glasses. Only 9 campers remain, who will be going onto the bus and lose the million and who will be staying? Find out tonight."

Here we see you with Jake and you were talking to him about his love life.

(Y/N): "Jake, I'm gonna be brutally honest with you, you ready?"

Jake: "Yeah."

(Y/N): "You suck at love and cupids are on strike because of you."

Jake: *Incredulous* "Excuse me??"

(Y/N): "You heard me, you suck at love. After your toxic ex, it's always been all about me, me, me, me and you never thought about the possible love of your life. Which is why every cupid in existence are on strike, Aphrodite would rather get impaled by Kratos' sword than trying to fix your love life, and Luvdisc from Pokemon will join Kabuto in the extinct Pokemon list. Because you suck at love. When you blabbed to the whole world about Tom being a spy, you put his whole spy career and his license to kill down the toilet."

Jake: "What are you saying?"

(Y/N): "I'm saying fix your lovelife and tell that man how you really feel about him! Now go!"

Jake flinches and runs off as Ellie and Gabby saw this and they were surprised at how much of a supporter for the Pride Community you are.

Gabby: "I didn't know you were a supporter for the Pride Community."

(Y/N): "The gays are people two, I read in the history books that people burned a woman at the stake just for falling in love with another woman back during the witch trials."

You and the girls then saw Jake come back and he was very sad.

(Y/N): "What happened?"

Jake: "I talked to Tom and he said that there was a video of me telling the whole world about his work and his boss was furious at Tom and his boss fired him for that. Because of.....me."

(Y/N): "Congratulations Jake, you just made Aphrodite commit suicide cause you suck at Love."

Jake: *cries a bit*"I know..."

Gabby: "This is what happens when you let your paranoia and selfish behavior take control of you."

Trevor: *over the PA system*"Attention all campers! Congratulations! You made it to the merge. From now on, there are no teams and the challenges will be for individual immunity. As a reward for making it this far, you will all be moved into our freshly made cabins for the rest of the game. And I'm not saying this because our boss is standing right behind us and if we do anything wrong it'll cost us our jobs."

(Y/N): "Wow, we got to the merge and got some cabins."

Gabby: "Too bad we couldn't get a better host."

(Y/N): "Yeah, but at least we were upgraded to cabins."

Later on, we see you and the others at the cabin and you all are settling in and you see Jensen in the room.

Jensen: "Just to inform you, Derek and Trevor will see you for the challenge in an hour near the beach."

(Y/N): *sees Jensen leave the room*"Something tells me he has a criminal record."

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