Total Drama Non-Stop Playing

Chapter 101: Ice Ice Baby

Recap:

Chris: "Lest time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island, we learned that our campers are here to win, they're all losers in one way or another, really really big losers. It was a psychological butt kicking that quickly turned into a litteral, then comical, then hysterical. Then Dakota got the biggest boot of all. Bye bye, I love my job."*gets hit in the nuts by a rock*"Ow!"

(Y/N): *comes in holding a slingshot*"Make sense since you're a glutton for punishment. "*covers Chris' ears*"And speaking of punishment, I deserve any and all punishments for what I did to my childhood friend Dakota by digging the votes against her. Dakota, if you're watching this, if you're listening to this. I just wanted to let you know that I'm sorry. I listened to Dawn's concern about you and got you off the island as soon as possible because if you stayed on the island something bad would have happened to you."

Meanwhile back at the resort we see Dakota reading a book on how to fly a paraglider and sees you on TV.

(Y/N): *On TV* "Dakota, if you're watching this, if you're listening to this. I just wanted to let you know that I'm sorry. I listened to Dawn's concern about you and got you off the island as soon as possible because if you stayed on the island something bad would have happened to you."

Dakota: "What?"

Back to you.

(Y/N): "Will I feel the wrath of Dakota, will my guilt from my crime haunt me for the rest of my life, find out on Total Drama Revenge of the Island." *kicks Chris in the nuts making him scream* "That's for last season and there's plenty more where that came from."

Here we see you face first on your bed as Anne Maria saw this.

Anne Maria: "Uh (Y/N)?"

(Y/N): *wakes up in a panic*"Ah! Oh god! I had the worst dream, all of Dakota's fans were beating me up and I was put to death on the electric chair because I rigged the votes against Daktoa!"

Zoey: "You...what!? Why would you do that?"

Jo: "And why didn't you ask me to help you do that?"*sees the girls looking at her*"What? Dakota wouldn't last a day on the show anyways

(Y/N): *to the girls*"That's why I rigged the votes! If Dawn stayed on the island any longer she would be in danger! Dawn said a great darkness will befall Dakota if she stayed on the island for too long." *covers himself*

Jo: "What darkness?"

We see Zoey put on a deadpan expression and point to the toxic waste outside of the cabin.

Jo: "Oh."

(Y/N): "If Chris knew what me and Dawn knows he might use that information to torture Dakota or worse get her killed!"

Zoey: "Chris wouldn't do that? Right?"

(Y/N): "Hey I know Chris, he'd totally do that" *starts panicking* And I feel so bad, I betrayed Dakota and now she's probably gonna kill me if she ever found out and then her fans would kill me or destroy what's left of me in a bonfire!

Anne Maria: *Sees you breathing rapidly* "Hey, hey, hey, easy there."*hugs you in her breasts*"Here maybe this will help."

Zoey and Jo then look at Anne Maria's breasts and then look at their own and they feel inferior.

Zoey: *to Jo and feeling sad*"If you have any way to bulk up your breasts, I should be on that as well."

Jo: "Noted, but uh, now's probably not the best time for that."

Confessional: Jo.

Jo: "Aside from Anne Maria's... method, I can be very nurturing. I'm the best at nurturing anything!"*punches a Squirrel by accident**sees the Squirrel*"Oh walk it off you wimp!"