Chapter 156: Gone Downhill

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Recap

Kristal: "Last time on Disventure Camp, the finalists were looking for the immunity idol which I would say because (Y/N) found the idol by sheer luck, and it was no surprise. In the challenge, it was a battle of honesty and both Ashley and (Y/N) tied with each other since they are very honest people and they won immunity. Aiden went home sadly and this camp is one elimination away from making this a vagina party with the guest of honor (Y/N). Who will be next? One way to find out."

Here we see you sleeping next to Gabby and we see Grett unconsciously rolling over onto you and you were being crushed by her weight.

(Y/N): *muffled*"Grett wake up! Get off of me! Help!"

Grett: *wakes up*"Huh?"

Gabby: *Yawns* " What's going-" *sees what's happening * " Oh my god! (Y/n)!"

Gabby pushes Grett aside as you breathe deeply as Gabby pulls you up.

Gabby: " Are you okay baby? Anything broken??" *Shakes you frantically* "Speak to me!"

(Y/N): "My whole life flashed through my eyes! And man I used to be so fat."

Grett: "Can someone tell me what happened?"

Gabby: " You almost turned (Y/N) into a pancake that's what happened."

Grett: "Oh I'm so sorry babe!"

Confessional: (Y/N)

(Y/N): "...I don't know being one of the few men left in the show is a good thing or a bad thing."

End of confessional

We see you having breakfast with Verosika and both of you are having fish for breakfast.

Verosika: "So you were almost a pancake by the whale name Grett."

(Y/N): "Hey Grett has been working out, she's more like a rhino."

Verosika: " Right."*eats more of the fish*"Pretty good fish babe."

(Y/N): "No problem."

Verosika: "So you are super honest huh?"

(Y/N): "Yeah I am."*holds up a card*"I found this card that is an invite for a funeral for a guy named Chaz? Who is he?"

Verosika: "Oh that....uh there's something you need to know."

One explanation later

(Y/N): "One, how was he able to sleep with that many people? Two in what way is he that good in bed to go to his funeral? Three what?"

Verosika: "Well I had a bad day and one night I was drunk and the next thing I knew he and I had drunk sex together. The technique was really bad, but the size hit all the right places. But you have size and technique. Plus you are way better at treating women like people."

(Y/N): "... You do realize this guy was lying to you about being dead right?"

Verosika: *realizes*"Fuck...."*sees you texting on her phone*"What are you doing?"

(Y/N): "Sending a group text to all the people Chaz has ever fucked around."*presses send*"Now we wait."

Meanwhile in Hell at Chaz's funeral, we see everyone's phone go off.

Barbie: *reads the text*" Chaz is alive, he's just toothless. Don't believe me, see the body in the coffin."*stops reading and sees that there's no coffin*"Hey Zahc? If Chaz is really dead, then where is his body?"

Zahc: "Uhh um.. in the coffin where else?"

Fizzaroli: "And where is the coffin?"

Zahc: *gulps nervously* "Uh... um..."

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