Chapter 75: Broadway, Baby

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Recap:

Chris: "The Yukon, Canada's frozen gem! Here our competitors experience ice flow jumping. The chill of Dog Sledding. And the buzzkill of frigid romance. Bridgette was stuck to a pole thanks to Alejandro and she thought she would feel the wrath of a cuckold boyfriend but the wrath was on Alejandro's nuts." *Gets hit in the nuts by a rock* " Ah! Ow! Come on!"

(Y/N): *Offscreen* " That's for not helping Bridgette and making a sled out of radioactive materials."

Chef: *Sees Chris wincing in pain* "Uh, and (Y/N) is not happy with how Bridgette got eliminated but don't worry she will be back on the Aftermath show."

(Y/N): *Comes on screen* "Will Chris ever have other children? Probably not, Will Duncan come back? Who knows? and will Chris stop with the cheesy singing numbers because he's secretly a hack? Find out all this episode of Total Drama, World Tour." *to Chef* " How's that?"

Chef: "Pretty good, you might be the host of the next season if you want to."

(Y/N): " Thanks, but no thanks."

Here we see you sleeping in Leshawna's bosom as the girls saw this and were a little peeved at this and some of the guys were a bit jealous but steered clear of you, knowing what happens when someone disturbs your sleep or Leshawna's.

Tyler: " Man all the girls kept going to him. I know we won the last challenge but I feel like we're losing to (Y/N) when it comes to the ladies."

DJ: "Yeah but he's like mama's gravy to the girls and everyone can't resist mama's gravy." *Notices Alejandro is still in pain from yesterday* " What happened to you?"

Alejandro: *in pain*"Tasered in the balls."

DJ: " Looks like someone's getting on (Y/N)'s bad side."

Confessional: Izzy

Izzy: "Did you know a jolt of electricity can make a guy automatically ejaculate? I found that out by doing everyone's laundry."

End of confessional

Leshawna: *yawns and wakes up*"Man, I slept like a log."*sees you in her bosom*"Well someone was comfy last night."

(Y/N): *Muffled* *still asleep*"There's a lot of people in line, you got to take a number."

Leshawna: "Dreaming about a bureaucratic office again, he has an office job in his dreams."

Noah: "And I thought that's where dreams die."

(Y/N): *wakes up and sees that you're in Leshawana's bosom**muffled*"Hey Leshawna."

Leshawna: "Morning boo, how was your night at the office?"

(Y/N): *muffled*"Alejandro was requesting a girl's night at every bar in the whole town but since there was a line I told him to take a number."

Tyler: "And it was a long line wasn't it?"

(Y/N): "Pretty much."

We then see you and the others at breakfast and you serve everyone some pancakes and everyone begins to eat as we see Chris come into the room and he gets Chef's slop from you.

(Y/N): "I memorized Chef's recipe."

Chris: "Oh come on! Everyone else is eating like royalty while I'm eating slop!"*sees Cassanadra and Kristal's food*"Even they get better airplane food!?!"

Kristal: " This isn't airplane food, this is food made by a chef who can cook."*to Chef*"No offense Chef."

Chef: *offscreen*"I made bad food on purpose because Chris told me to. So it's fine."

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