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Chapter 140: Relaxing at Home

Here we see Lute cleaning up around the house as you and Courtney are watching this.

Courtney: "Soo uh... is she a good angel or a bad angel?"

(Y/N): " Emily told me she's a good angel, sort of... she can be a little... overprotective and intense."

Courtney then sees Lute pull out her sword and swing it around and then puts it away as we see pieces of roaches, flies, and spiders falling to the ground.

Courtney: *Gulps in fear* "Yeesh..."

(Y/N): *Sighs* "Lute, what did I say about using your sword in the house?"

Lute: "It's much more efficient than your pest control service, traps, and poisons you humans use."

(Y/N): "True, but what would happen if someone was near you while you were... exterminating."

Lute: *Realizes* " Oh...."

(Y/N): " Exactly, so unless it's an emergency, use something like a flyswatter or industrial strength bug spray. Also you just cut Heather's hair with that maneuver."

Everyone then turns to see Heather's ponytail has fallen off of her head and now she has short hair and sees this and screams.

Heather: "Put that thing away right now!"

Lute: "How was I supposed to know you were there?"

(Y/N): " Okay new rule, no swords in the house, unless it's an emergency."

Lute: "But-"

(Y/N): "No swords Lute, that's an order."

Lute reluctantly puts away her sword and we see Emily come into the room with an apron on and a batch of fresh cookies from the oven

Emily: "I made cookies!" *Sees Heather's hair* "Oh nice hair cut Heather."

Heather: *Points to Lute* "You can thank your stab happy friend here."

Lute: "Hey!"

Emily: *to Lute*"Lute what did we talk about? No angelic weapons in the house."

(Y/N): "Wait angelic weapon? You're saying that sword is made of some sort of super metal?"

Lute: "Yes, metal that can erase damned souls."

Emily: "Which you're not allowed to use inside the house, that's an order."

Lute: " Yes... ma'am. And why are you doing chores around the house, you're royalty, you're a seraphim."

Emily: "Just because I'm royal doesn't mean I can help."

Courtney: "Wait, royalty?"

Lute: "Emily is a seraphim, seraphim angels are the highest in the hierarchy of Heaven."

(Y/N): " I thought archangels were the highest."

Lute: " Wish cause Adam would make a great ruler of Heaven."

Courtney: "Adam? As in the first man Adam?"

Emily: *With disdain* "The very same..."

(Y/N): "Uh, okay sensing some hostility, Em, is something wrong?"

Emily: "Well Adam isn't like other angels, I mean he was the first to get into heaven and the general of heaven's army, but... he's a complete slob, a pig, and a sexist angel."

(Y/N): "Soooo... Chris, but a thousand times worse?"

Emily: "Yep."

(Y/N): "Now I know where Chris got his big swollen ego from."