Chapter 81: Jamaica Me Sweet

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Recap:

Chris: "Last time on Total Drama, who knew that (Y/N) has some incredible pipes, seriously where was that since like half of the season? Well both teams were neck and neck at the second half of the episode, the first half has Courtney and Gwen crushing on some rocks looking like Duncan. Are you sure that Gwen or Courtney might cheat on you (Y/N) with another guy?" *Gets hit in the groin by you* "Ow! Okay that is false, anyways both Team Kristal is Really Really Really Really Hot and Team Amazon tied, and celebrated their tie with a seafood dinner. Who is going? Who is staying? And will Gwen and Courtney make out with Duncan the first chance they get? And will Cody get sloppy seconds? Find out now, on Total Drama World Tour." *Gets punched by you* " Ow! Why??"

(Y/N): *Comes on screen* " For being a fuck that's why."

Here we see you and the others in 1st class and you are massaging Courtney's tushy.

(Y/N): *While massaging Courtney's tushy* "So is this what you wanted if we're in first class?"

Courtney: "Mmm, yes it was in one of my dreams, though Leshawna was here too and we were both naked but I'll take what I can get."

(Y/N): "You know there are more professional masseuses here, should I get one to help you out?"

Courtney: "No way, I want you to do it."

Masseuse: *comes in*"Hey I have a job and I don't get paid watching you do my job for me."

(Y/N): "He got you there Courtney."

Courtney: *Sighs* "Okay, but only my back, this caboose is reserved for one person and that's (Y/N). My ass is his!" *spanks her butt*

(Y/N): "I don't have ownership of your butt, it's attached to your body. It's your butt, not mine."

Masseuse: "He's right."

Courtney: *Pouts a little * "I was trying to be sexy."

(Y/N): "Saying that your butt is my legal property means that you're my sex slave and that's the kind of legal ownership that I do not accept. But it was a good attempt."

Courtney: "Thanks hon."

Later on, we see you sitting in one of the chairs and you see Izzy sitting in one of the chairs weirdly.

Izzy: "Hey (Y/N), did you know these chairs are spring loaded?"

Izzy then leans back and then kick you in the balls as a result.

(Y/N): "Ow!!! Right in the ding dong! Why?!"

Back with Sierra and the girls.

Sierra: " (Y/N) is highly offended if any of us say he owns any part of our bodies, but uh it was a nice attempt at being sexy. Just don't do it ever again, ever!"

Courtney : *Sighs* "Got it."

Sierra: "No we need a blood oath to make sure neither of us including Izzy don't say that ever again. If you break the blood oath, then you'll go to Hell instantly."

Izzy: *offscreen*"Oh I've been to Hell, it's not that different from Los Angeles."

Gwen: "How did you-"*nods no*"You know what, forget it. Let's just do the blood oath."

All the girls then form a blood oath to swear not to say that you claim ownership of any part of their bodies.

Courtney: "But we can still flirt with (Y/N) right?"

Sierra: "Yes, just don't say that he owns our bodies. He hates it when people assume that he has ownership of any woman's body. He's nothing like his brother."

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