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Chapter 42: Oceans 8 - Or 9

Recap

Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Action... we learned that war movies are brutal! At first, our contestants were flying high. But tensions soon ran deep when Grips couldn't capture the footlocker to win the challenge. Despite the inspiring leadership of Admiral Lindsay, Her Hotness. And while the Gaffers technically won that battle, you have to wonder if they lost the war because their biggest conflict is still with each other, but thanks to (Y/N) that conflict has been resolved. In the end, even though (Y/N) get to see Izzy again but before she left, (Y/N)'s mom gave her a small secret. Was it time for Izzy to go? Again? Uh, yeah! That girl is a complete whackjob! You keep coming back for the explosive drama, I keep coming back for the perks. Car chase this week! And with only eight contestants left, the engines are on and the stereo is set to thump to the catchy opening theme song. It's time for some more Total. Drama. Action!"*drives a car into a wall*"Aw crap!"

(Y/N): *offscreen*"That is why your driver's license was revoked."

Here we see everyone at the craft service tent where we see Owen's mouth is finally healed as Owen sees Duncan come into the room covered in a lot of vegetables, gravy, and basically all the ingredients of chicken pot pie and the others see this too.

Beth: "What happened to you?"

Owen: "Why are you covered head to toe with all the ingredients of Chicken pot pie?"

Duncan: "I just woke up like this morning and I fell into 400 chicken pot pies."

Confessional: (Y/N) and Kristal

(Y/N): "I did say that a kick in the balls is what Duncan would get, but then I think to myself. How can I do it better? And what would Duncan do? So..." *Points to Kristal* "I had Kristal order 400 chicken pot pies."

Kristal: "Pies big enough to fit a human in its diameter. And make him fall into them."

(Y/N): "Or have him wake up and he falls into the pies."

End of confessional

Duncan: *wipes off the chicken pot pie chunks*"I bet Chris made me fall into the pies."*sits down and hears a fart sound*"Really? A whoopie cushion."*picks up the "whoopie cushion"*" Who's doing this?"

(Y/N): "I don't think that's a whoopie cushion."

Then the "whoopie cushion" explodes in Duncan's face and it's the same kind of paint used to track and catch robbers.

Duncan: "Aw man! Who's doing this!?"

Duncan then got up and pressed a button the floor and a banner dropped and the message on the banner said: I know what you did with Gwen. Then a bowling ball comes swinging down onto Duncan's crotch and he felt the pain of the bowling ball to the nuts.

Duncan: *in pain*"Why?!"

(Y/N): "Come on, you know why."

Duncan: *in pain*"We only wrestled around a bit and stole everyone's undies and put them on a flagpole!"

Leshawna: "That was you?!"

We then see all the girls kick Duncan all over and we see Lindsay and Beth kicking Duncan in the nuts multiple times. The girls leave Duncan lying on the floor and both you and Owen drink juice boxes.

Duncan: *in pain*"How could this be any worse?!"

(Y/N): "Kristal, you wanna do the honors?"

Kristal then grabs Duncan by his underwear and gives him 50 kinds of wedgies. After that, you help Duncan up.

Duncan: "We only wrestled a bit, we didn't kiss, honest."

Owen: "Wow (Y/N), you were like a mafia boss."