Total Drama Non-Stop Playing

Chapter 80: Newf Kids on the Rock

Recap:

Kristal: "Last time on the total Drama world Tour, the competitors were exposed to a little culture. As a field trip through the Louvre sent them scavenging through the world's most important works of art. While some of them had to be chased by a bear, a sasquatch, and a ticked off baby seal. When someone got (Y/N) going away from the Amazons to another team. (Y/N) had to do everything he could to get Sierra's head back into the game, which also included some "private time" on the bed if you know what I mean. DJ's inability to shake his Egyptian curse left him eager to get out of the game and his wish came true when he was eliminated and Lindsay joined the Amazons leaving Team Victory a technically completely eliminated team which is a first in total drama history. Which girl will (Y/N) screw with next? Will (Y/N) stay on Team Kristal or go back on Team Amazon? Will Kristal take over this episode? Find out on, Total Drama World Tour!"

Here we see Lindsay in first class getting a foot massage from the on board masseuse and not from you.

Lindsay: "I can't believe I'm on a different team and in 1st class." *Sighs* Too bad (Y/N) isn't here."

Courtney: "Well he's on the other team."

Gwen: "Izzy is keeping (Y/N) company."

Meanwhile with you, we see Izzy on your shoulders and she is pulling out fleas out of your scalp.

Izzy: "Did you know there's a lot of fleas in your scalp? Probably because your brother made you attracted to blood sucking parasites."

(Y/N): "He forced me to eat nothing but garlic until the effects of attracting blood sucking parasites became permanent."

Izzy: "Yeah turns out garlic does not repel vampires."*pulls out a wooden stake*"That's why I have this with me!"*jumps off of you*"Come on you blood sucking vampires! Bring it on!"

(Y/N): "I don't think vampires would be dumb enough to be in a death trap of a plane like this. And it's not even infested with gremlins. Speaking of the plane, I managed to fix some of the major problems with the plane like the engines, landing gear, steering, and other major functions."

Chef: *Over the pa* "Thanks by the way."

Noah: "I think being on a team that has more girls than guys is a lot safer for you because Izzy is a nutcase."

Izzy: "I'm not crazy enough to kill my team, there are much better places to hide the bodies."

Team Kristal then stepped away from Izzy as you looked at her.

(Y/N): "Why would you say that?"

Izzy: "Oh I'm working to get back my license to kill."*looks outside*"Why does it look like Chef is trying to skip rocks with the plane?"

(Y/N): "What?" *looks outside* " Chef, what the hell are you doing?"

Chef: *over the PA* "In accordance with the emergency landing procedure, all passengers must exit the nearest exit."

We see you and the others then pushed out of the plane and into the water and you see that Lindsay is floating in the water.

(Y/N): "When did you learn how to tread water like that?"

Lindsay: "What's treading water?"

You then looked at Lindsay's boobs and realized that they were holding her up.

Confessional: (Y/N) and Courtney.

(Y/N): "I think being a bimbo is like a superpower at this point."

Courtney: "And having big boobs that act like a floatation device?"