Shawn Mendes Imagines

Afternoon Texts

You: yo I'm hungry

Shawn: me too I rlly want pizza

You: same

Shawn: I'mmm ssooooo borrrreeedd

You: then come over here and bang me

Shawn: I. Just. Snorted.

You: oi do it

Shawn: I would love to but I'm pretty sure it's the 18th and I'm supposed to be avoiding you

You: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN MY PERIOD IS CREEP

Shawn: honey it ain't that hard to figure out since every time I try to bang you on the 15th-22nd you make up some lame excuse

You: ...

Shawn: No wonder you're hungry.

You: relationship = over

Shawn: oh good than come get the tampons you left under the sink pls

You: then**

Shawn: Don't correct me

You: I'll correct you if I wanna correct yuo

Shawn: you**

You: What movie should I watch?

Shawn: baby it's 3pm

You: ik so I better get started

Shawn: have you had lunch yet

You: no tf we just went through this IM HUNGRY

Shawn: oh yeah

Shawn: Aaliyah wanted me to tell you that she said hi

You: oh tell her I said howdy

Shawn: brb

You: I'll be here

- Ten minutes later -

Shawn: I'm back sorry

You: I decided on the breakfast club

Shawn: good choice

- three minutes later -

You: why do our conversations never go anywhere

Shawn: idk I'm a bad texter

You: same

Shawn: hey Y/N

You: yes?

Shawn: do you still want pizza?

You: more than anything

Shawn: even more than my lips or my dick?

You: well that's a hard decision. you've got your lips and you've got the pizza, I'd say the pizza wins. your lips and your dick, your dick wins. your dick and pizza, it's your dick of course. basically I mean your dick is above all. but I want pizza right now bc I'm on my period.

Shawn: yes but say you weren't on your period, would you rather eat pizza or suck my dick?

You: haha oh Shawn, can I hold a pizza while sucking your dick and alternate??

Shawn: see now our conversation is going somewhere

You: lol this is true

Shawn: come to the door I have pizza

You: lol

Shawn: no seriously

You: wait really

Shawn: yes can't you hear me knocking

You: OMFG I SEE YOU OUT THE WINDOW YOU REALLY DO HAVE PIZZA I LOVE YOU

You: did you bring your dick too???

Shawn: nope sorry left that at home OPEN THE DAMN DOOR

You: IM COMING

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