You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

1. You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

"Aww, Kaka-Sensei you're such a sweet heart." Flirtatiously, I said to Kakashi Sensei and playfully hit his arm. It was my first day back at my own house since I was let out of the hospital. It was morning and Kakashi knocked on my door at around seven. He had brought me a bag full of new clothes.

"Well, I just noticed that your clothes were starting to get smaller on you." Awkwardly, he explained and I didn't reply for a moment. He was right, my clothes had begun to get smaller. It made me wonder how long I had been in their world. Then I reminded myself, that it was becoming my world too.

"I knew you would check me out." I said with a wink. "I am pretty sexy to look at." He sighed and face palmed.

"I knew you were going to be like this."

"Like what? Sexy? Well that's in my job description and I think I fill it pretty good." I said with a wink. "I'll go changed and come back out. Feel free to come inside and admire my living room." With that, I walked into my room, shut the door, and changed.

There was gray tight pants that went down to my knees. Along with a purple v-neck that had gray outlining the v and it covered the end of the sleeves. There was also mesh that went down to my elbows. Once I put it on, I looked in the mirror and smiled.

"I look even more sexy." I said to myself. I opened my door and walked into the living room. Kakashi Sensei was just laying down and reading his book. "I'm a little worried you were so good at picking out clothes for me. Are you sure you're straight?"

"Even if you physically grow, your mind doesn't." Kakashi said and face palmed.

"My sexiness grows." I said and grabbed a peach out a bowl on the table. "It's a fact." I took a giant bite of the peach, and it was delicious. Kakashi looked at the bowl and saw that there was another next to it, and another one next to that one. He looked around and saw my kitchen counter had four bowls full of peaches on it. The pillows on the couch had pictures of peaches sewn into them too.

It freaked him out the most when he looked at one of the corners of the room and saw a peach shrine.

"I thought that you just liked peaches. I didn't know it was this much." He said with a sweat drop.

"It's not like, it's love." Seriously, I said to him with wide eyes. "Get that wrong again, I will cut your junk off." Kaka-Sensei has horror written all over the visible part of his face. He quickly regained control of his face and had it be his usual boring one.

Sassy Me: Serves him right for doubting the peach love.

"Anyways, you have the Academy soon and I thought I would walk you there. That is, if you can tear yourself away from your precious peaches." He said sarcastically and I just wrinkled my nose at him.

"I can. Unlike you, I have self control when it comes to stuff I love being around." Playfully, I said with a grin and walked towards the door. I heard Kaka-Sensei get up and come up to me.

"What's that supposed to mean?" He asked me while I opened the door and walked out.

"Have you not noticed your porn books?! It's just porn for the whole world to see! In your hand!" I exclaimed. Quickly, I turned around and pointed to his book. An anime vein formed on his forehead as he shut the door.

"It's not porn. It's art."

"Which secretly means porn." I said as I wrinkled my nose and began to walk forward.

Kakashi Sensei and I continued arguing most of the way there until I decided to end the conversation in my own way.

"Just agree that it's porn and that I'm sexy, so you don't have to face any wrath ahead of you." Happily, I said with a smile.