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Rock Ninja Fellow Has The Power Of Sexiness?

"The next two opponents may come down." The Jonin said loudly, and the Rock Ninja smirked as he turned towards Gaara.

"I'm going to-" He began, but I cut him off.

"Nu uh! I am not going to let you talk dirt to my man." Sassily, I said and took a step towards him. "Honey, I have the power of sexiness. I will destroy you with my nonexistent, boob chest-bumps."

The Rock Ninja was speechless with confusion at first. He then tried to act cool and play it all off. "You can say what you want. The real fight won't be with your stupid words but rather in the arena with this speechless scaredy-cat." He then pointed at Gaara who was beginning to walk down the stairs. "I'm off to win a match." With that, he began to walk down the stairs also.

"Good luck! Because you didn't jump over the rail!" Childishly, I yelled to him and crossed my arms over my chest.

"Gaara didn't jump over the rail either. That would mean that both of them would lose the battle. With your theory." Neji said to me and I jumped in surprise at him suddenly speaking to me.

"Hush my child." I said and caressed his cheek. "Gaara has the power of sexiness that I have granted him. He will most definitely win this battle."

An anime vein formed on Neji's forehead after I caressed his cheek. "Don't touch me."

"Shhh, the battle is about to start." I said and waved him off as I looked intensely down at the arena.

"This is going to be an interesting battle hopefully. Then again, the last Chunin exam battle of Gaara's set the bar down pretty good. This time, if a whole village doesn't get attacked and attempted to be destroyer, it will look better". I thought to myself.

"It was nice knowing you Mister Rock Ninja!" I yelled from the rail after the Jonin announced the battle could begin. 

"I'm not going to die! In fact, I'm going to win!" Angrily, he yelled back to me while shaking a fist. 

"Shhh! I'm trying to watch your battle!" I yelled to him and my eyes shifted over to Gaara. "Go Gaara!" Cheerfully, I yelled with chibi eyes.

"Tch, I'm going to win!" The Rock Ninja fellow said, and began to do some hand signs.

Then, columns began to rise from the ground and go towards Gaara. My eyes widened in shock that  Rock Ninja fellow was an Earth Jutsu user. Then I had to remember that it wouldn't be uncommon for a Rock Ninja to be an Earth User. Gaara used his sand to stop the columns and crushed parts of them.

"I don't like the fact that he's an Earth Jutsu User. That was supposed to be my thing." Childishly, I said and crossed my arms over my chest as Rock Ninja Fellow used more Earth Jutsus. 

"You have squirrels that are as loud as you are. That's your thing." Neji said to me, and a grin spread across my face. 

"You do care about me!" I yelled and hugged him. A vein spread across Neji's forehead as I hugged him. 

"Get off of me." Roughly, he said to me through gritted teeth. 

"I'm starting to get the idea that you want some distance between us." I said to him with sad eyes. Neji was about to say something else, but he got cut off. 

"Let go of my man!" Ryuu said and stood behind Neji so I could see him. Neji sighed and rolled his eyes. 

"I'm not hold-" He said, but Ryuu just cut him off again. 

"I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to Mika. She needs to let go of my man." Sassily, Ryuu said and moved his head. My eyes widened in shock at what he just said to me. "That's right Mika, I am cheating on you with Neji."