You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

Facts About The Chunin Exams!

"Why would I have children with Guy? It is logically impossible." Kakashi Sensei said to me and sweat dropped.

I woke up and saw a note on my peach table. It told me to be at the front of the Yamanka Flower Shop at six. So I began to walk there at nine and saw Kakashi Sensei along the way. He was shocked to see me going, but when I explained I knew he was going to be late, he just chuckled. That was when I decided to tell him about my dream.

"Not in my dream. A lot of guys were pregnant, and Sasuke was a slut." Mindlessly, I babbled on. "Gaara was going to ask me to help father his children! But I had to mention Sasuke, and then Gaara went after him."

"Wouldn't Sasuke have went after him anyways?" Kakashi Sensei asked me.

"I'm really se-"I began in protest, then thought about it. "You're probably right." A sad and dark aura formed around me.

"It was only a dream though, so you still have a chance." Kaka-Sensei said, and put a hand on my head. He ruffled my hair, and I saw him grin with his famous closed eye smile.

"I'm growing on you." I pointed out. "I'm like a deadly disease, so you better write your will now. Make sure I get all the money. Then I can buy as many peaches as I want."

"You definitely are growing on me." He said, and ignored the last part.

"Maybe we could get close enough, so we could have one of those relationships where the student and sensei have a lot of sex. I would like that." Bluntly, I said. Right away, I got a smack on my head. My head began to throb, and I could feel the bump begin to form.

"Usually it's boys who think about stuff like that." Sensei said, and sweat dropped at me again. "Onto the topic though, the Chunin Exams are coming up soon. I have said that both you and Sakura are ready for it. When I talked to Tsunade about it, she said that Sakura was too busy with her training to be bothered with Chunin Exams so soon. So, you will be a one man squad. Do you think you can handle that?"

"I don't see why I can't." Confidently, I said to him and flipped my hair.

"Your confidence could be your down fall." Wisely, Kakashi pointed out.

"True, but with me it could be anything. So that evens it out with what can be my down fall." In an attempt of a wise tone, I replied back to Kakashi Sensei while I shook my index finger in the air.

"So, you're saying that you have a great chance of failing?" He asked me, and I nodded.

"Yep!" Excitedly, I replied. "But I might as well try!"

"At least you have a good attitude for it." Sensei replied and put his face into his right hand.

 "Are the other Leaf Genin going too?" I asked with chibi eyes. By then, Kakashi Sensei was rubbing his forehead.

"Yes, in fact I have some more news I think you would like." Sensei said, and talked some more. "How about we get some BBQ?"

"Yes!" In excitement, I squealed. By then, it had begun to be normal to me, for Kakashi to take me out for a meal. My guess was, that he just didn't want to be alone and I was a good source of entertainment.

"The Sand Village is putting in its best effort to fix what they did. Some of the villagers have agreed to house some of our Genin. Gaara sent in a request for Team Seven since he had really bonded with Naruto and you. So, would you like to stay at Gaara's hou-" Calmly, Kakashi Sensei explained to me. In the middle of his question, I cut him off with a scream.

"YES! FUSH YES!" Excitedly, I yelled and began to do a victory dance. "Oh no! He'll see me so much then! What if I do even more stupid things?!"

"You can kindly decline and you can stay at some one else-" Kakashi Sensei explained as we walked into the BBQ place.