You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

Choji Vs. Temari

"You're up next Choji." I said as I walked over to the nervous ninja. He looked around the box and saw Temari who was calm and collected. "Kick some booty!"

"Next two competitors come down!" The Jonin yelled, and Temari walked over from the back wall to the ledge.

"Good luck, you're going to need it facing me." Cockily, she said and jumped over the ledge onto the ground. As soon as she had landed, she began to walk to the middle of the arena near the Jonin.

"I'm not sure I can face her!" Choji exclaimed in worry, and I felt bad for the fellow. He wanted to prove himself, but he always ended up with such intimidating opponents. "Shikamaru couldn't even beat her, how can I beat her?"

"I am going to be honest, there is a highly big chance you cannot beat her." I began, and Choji's face had horror all over it. "You are here to prove your strength to become a Chunin! Besides, having a kick booty opponent like Temari will definitely push you to your limits and to do your very best. Shikamaru lost and still became a Chunin, meanwhile Temari won and did not become a Chunin. That is proof that even if you win, you might not become a Chunin. It's about having some balls and kicking booty!"

"Thanks Mika, I feel a lot better now." Choji said with a kind smile on his face.

"Great, now get out there and kick some booty!" I exclaimed as I shoved him over the ledge onto the ground.

"MIIIIIIIIKA-oomph!" Choji yelled as he fell down, and then hit the ground.

"Don't worry, Shikamaru got pushed over the ledge and became a Chunin!" Cheerfully, I yelled back  at him in explanation for what I had just done.

"I am pretty sure it doesn't work that way." Kiba said to me, and I shrugged my shoulders.

"You never know until you try." I said, and looked at Lee. "Lee, will you do me the honor of cheering on for a fellow Leaf Ninja with me?" Tearfully, I had asked Lee and Kiba rolled his eyes at me as he walked away.

"Youthfully?" Lee asked me, and I nodded at him in response. "OF COURSE! THE POWER OF YOUTH SHALL BE SPREAD TO ALL OF THE KONOHA LEAF VILLAGE NINJAS!" He walked over to me and we both leaned over the ledge together to watch the battle begin.

"You Leaf Ninja are too loud and cocky. That will be sure to get you." A voice said in the corner of the box, and we turned around to see a Rock village ninja.

"Have you been here the whole time?" In shock, I asked him with wide eyes. An anime vein formed on his forehead for a second and he was about to say something, but he calmed himself before he said anything.

"Typical of the Leaf Village Ninja not to notice stuff." Coolly, he said and crossed his arms over his chest.

"You do know, you just referred to yourself as an item." I pointed out, and an anime vein came back on his forehead.

"It doesn't matter, either way you did not notice me!" In a frustrated tone, the Rock Ninja yelled at me.

"What did I miss?" Ryuu asked me and put an arm around me shoulder.

"This guy is trying to become my rival, I think." I said and put a finger on my chin. "But you and I are supposed to be sexy rivals. We have a back story and everything."

"I have wanted to have another rival for quite a while, so I will take on this youthful man." Lee said, and pointed at the ninja in the corner. "I must warn you though, I am quite the formidable opponent!"

"W-What?! I'm not an item that you guys and choose who has me." In protest, the ninja said to us.

"We just did thou-CHOJI'S BATTLE! HOLY FUSH, WE CAN'T MISS THIS!" In horror, I exclaimed and quickly turned around to watch Choji and Temari fight.