You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

My Own Inspirational Speech

"You know what, I'm not going to give you the power of being able to scare me!" Confidently, I yelled to Temari and pointed at her. "I'm going to do my best."

"Eager to die I see." She said with a smirk on her face.

"Nope, I'm more eager to show my skills." Cockily I had responded to her, a grin on my face as well. "I have peaches to eat after this, you know."

"Begin!" The Jonin yelled and right away I put distance between us while performing hand signs.

"Kirby No Jutsu!" I yelled and turned into a brick. It couldn't be helped that I was a bit scared. Temari was a strong kunochi and had beaten Shikamaru in the last Chunin Exams. She could easily destroy me if she put all of her heart into it. It was quite obvious that she a strong kunochi. For some reason, acting like Kirby from one of my old video games was relaxing to me.

Obviously, the relaxing mood did not reach everybody. Temari just pulled out her fan and sent a gust of wind my way. My transformation jutsu wore off and a brilliant plan had formed into my mind. I was most definitely going to use my reputation to my advantage.

"Gosh darn it!" In a frustrated tone, I yelled and began to tear up a bit. "You really are trying to kill me Temari. I feel a bit hurt. All that bonding time we've had together over the past month! I was even going to try to bang Gaara."

"Come on Mika, get rough." She said and opened her fan up to the second star. My eyes widened as she was moving quite quickly to get rid of me.

"Excuse me, I only do that after the fifth date with a sexy red hair lad who is your younger brother." I said and braced the winds that pushed me back a bit. At least I was smart enough to use chakra on my feet to stand my ground. That moment I was glad more than anything that I was a ninja who wore pants and not a dress or skirt. "Fight wise though, I think I can bring it on."

For my plan, I would most definitely have to save up some chakra which I was already pushing to its limits. I knew my best bet would be to just wear her out a bit and hold back my chakra.

"No way I can let her get suspicious of me. So I'll just have to act how I usually do and I should be in the clear." I thought to myself with a grin on my face.

"I remember on that day, everything changed..." I said and began to drift away from my sentence.

"What are you doing?" Temari asked me in an annoyed tone. There was that tone I was oh-so familiar with.

"Hush, I'm having a flashback and an eternal monologue." I said and tilt my head to the side as I looked high to the sky. Then, another gust of wind hit me and I flew back quite a bit since I had let the chakra away from my feet. "Gosh darn it! Everybody else is able to have one except me."

"Stop goofing around and actually fight me." Temari said and I saw a vein beginning to form on her forehead.

"Good, the more angry she is the more irrational she should be thinking. Bad part is, her attacks are going to be much stronger." I mentally thought to myself and kept the grin on my face even longer.

"Okay fine, but next time you want to have a flashback or eternally monologue, I'm going to mess things up and see how you like it." Sassily, I said and snapped the fingers in my right hand. Then, I pulled a few shrunken out of my bag with the grin still on my face. "Be ready to bring it yourself! Because trust me, I will put some pop rocks in your butthole if needed."

I threw the shrunken and ran towards her. She easily used her fan and pushed me back a bit. Along with sending the shrunken back towards my way, however I had managed to dodge a few and only get hit by one. When Temari realized that I was about to run towards her, she opened her fan to star three and swung a giant gust of wind towards me. At the last second, I had managed to jumped high enough to get over the gust.