You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

Kankuro Vs. My Woman!

While Kankuro took the stairs to get to the arena, Ryuu cheerfully jumped down from the box. The crowd was excited to see one of their own ninjas on the field. They began to cheer loudly and applaud as if there was going to be no tomorrow.

"Thank you." Ryuu said and stroke a pose. "I'm not taking my shirt off so soon though." He then winked at the audience.

"Oh Kami!" Loudly, I exclaimed and made some of the others cringe.

"She's going to be like Naruto." Kiba muttered as I leaned over the railing.

"THINK OF THE CHILDREN RYUU! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" In horror, I yelled loudly to. Ryuu turned towards me and wrinkled his nose.

"I will get naked if I want to!" Sassily, he replied and snapped at me.

"You did not just snap at me, because I will teach you what snapping really is." Sassily, I replied at him and snapped my own fingers at him.

"That would inquire that you know how to." Ryuu replied to me, and snapped again. I was about to snap at him and reply, but then I remembered Mistake.

"This is not good for our child!" I exclaimed and began to tear up a bit. "We need to think about Mistake and how he feels about this."

"You're right, I'm so sorry." Tearfully, Ryuu said to me.

"You two are such idiots." Kankuro yelled to us as he walked onto the field.

"Thank you!" Cheerfully, both of us replied in unison. Kankuro just sweat dropped at us and shook hands with Ryuu.

Quickly, the Jonin went over the rules and had them put some distance between each other. The aura in the air was different than before. It was obvious that Ryuu had entered his fighting mode, and was no longer the way he was before. He held himself up more seriously and strongly. Kankuro still looked like a woman, there was not much difference in him.

"Begin!" The Jonin yelled and both of them stayed in their places.

"Good luck honey! Fight for Mistake and I!" In a jovial tone, I said to Ryuu and waved to him.

"I will darling!" Ryuu said back in the same tone and waved back.

"It's as if they're a married couple." Kiba muttered, and I put and arm around him.

"Don't worry, I'll teach you how to pick up woman." Smoothly, I said as I wiggled my eyes brows. Kiba just sweat dropped at me.

That was when the first move was made between Kankuro and Ryuu. Kankuro had flung Crow out in between the two boys. Ryuu's eyes moved around as though he making up a plan in his head. My fellow sexy beast then pulled out a smoke bomb and threw it on the ground. Purple smoke began to float around, and kunai were heard hititng the ground. Ryuu ran up the side of the wall so he could observe the smoke.

Ryuu then grinned to himself and began to perform hand signs. "Death of Warrior: Fire Jutsu!" He exclaimed and began to breathe out fire into the smoke. We all saw Kankuro and Crow emerge from the death trap in the middle of the area, and run up the wal for safety.

"Where did you learn those moves?" Gruffly, Kankuro asked him and coughed a bit.

"Your mom." Ryuu replied with the grin still on his face.

"I taught him that one." I said to Kiba and teared up a bit. "So proud of him."

"You and Mika are going to eradicate the world someday." Kankuro muttered, and then glared at Ryuu. "Enough talking, let's get back to the battle."

"You were the one who made the moves on me first. So excuse you." Ryuu said and wrinkled his face. A kunai flew past it, and Ryuu's widened in shock. "So you play dirty? Oh honey, I'm the definition of dirty play." Ryuu said with a flirtatious smile, and then pulled out a kunai of his own for the battle.