"Baka. Just tell me what you were dreaming about." In a demandable tone Kankuro said and led me through the village to my training spot.
It had taken a bit longer than expected for me to get ready. When I had looked around for a clean shirt to wear, that had become quite the challenge. After searching through my room, I had finally found one. Of course, I could not train on an empty stomach so I had to get something to eat. Kankuro had become quite annoyed at how long I was taking and how much time I was taking away from his training time. I knew that this month would probably push him out of his limits, and he would be strong enough to be a Chunin. No way I was about to tell him though, that would have been no fun.
"What do you mean by dreaming?" Stupidly, I asked him and saw an anime vein form on the back of his head.
"Don't try to pull something over on me. The first few times I tried to wake you up, you were muttering something in your sleep." Kankuro explained, and I face palmed myself at my stupidity in sleep mode. "Besides, when you did wake up your face was the most red I had ever seen it."
"I believe that my lady business is my lady business." Sassily, I said and snapped my fingers.
"Forget it, I'll just wait till you slip up and say something about it." Kankuro replied, and unclenched his fist. "Not worth the effort."
"Why so nosy about my lady business? OH MY GOSH! THAT IS WHY YOU WEAR MAKE UP! YOU WANT TO BE A LADY SO YOU CAN HAVE LADY BUSINESS TOO!" In shock, I yelled and Kankuro turned around with his face the most red I had ever seen it. "I get it all now! Temari and I can help-"
"BAKA!" Angrily, he yelled and smacked my head. It had such force that I fell to the ground. Once I regained my composure, I began to rub the bump that had just formed on my head.
"Ow! You're supposed to take care of your guest!" I yelled and began to cry a river of tears.
"Don't say stupid things then!" He yelled at me, and waited a few seconds for me to get up. I was still crying a river of tears, and people began to stare. "Mika, get up. People are starting to stare."
"I just wanted to help you!" In protest, I yelled and continued to cry a river of tears. Kankuro sighed, and stuck a hand out for me to grab.
"I will buy you some peaches and bring them to you for lunch if you stop crying." He said to me, and in a heart beat I had stopped crying, took his head, and stood straight up.
"Ready for training!" Cheerfully, I said and saluted. Kankuro sighed again, and rolled his eyes at me.
"Didn't take long for you to bounce back." He muttered under his breathe and led me to my training spot.
"It's a habit." I had said with a big grin on my face as I followed him throughout the village.
"An annoying one." Grumpily, he said under his breathe and I just rolled my eyes at his response.
"I could have a much worse habit." Cheerfully, I pointed out and poked his shoulder. "I could want to punch your nostrils with my mouth every time I see you."
"Wh-Never mind. I know you won't make any sense, even if you do explain it." Kankuro said and shook his head from side to side.
"I feel so honored that you have caught onto me so quick." I said and walked closer so we were beside each other. Then I put my arm around his shoulder. "Our friendship is blooming like a youthful flower."
"We don't have a friendship." Grumpily, Kankuro said and an anime vein formed on his forehead. "I think we both know what's best for you to do in this situation."
"You're right, I need to make things more official for our friendship. I will start on searching for matching kunai sets for us right away, friend!" Cheerfully, I said and slapped his back happily.
"Listen here pu-" Angrily, Kankuro began with yet another outburst. For some reason, he stopped in the middle and looked away from me. "I know it will be no use. You will call us friends no matter what."
"So it's official? We're friends?" In shock, I asked him with big eyes and he was still facing the other direction.
"Only because I know that you will just keep assuming we are." Childishly, he said and defensively crossed his arms over his chest.
"I'm rubbing off on you." I said and poked his cheek. "Soon, we will dress alike and finish each other's sentences. We will also chew food and swallow at the same time when we eat."
"You're such a freak. You know that?" Kankuro asked me and swatted my hand away. I rolled my eyes at him and grinned.
"Since I'm rubbing off on you, technically you are part freak also then. Freaky in bed." I pointed out and wagged my pointer finger at him.
"You are not rubbing off on me. There is no way I would let you." Cockily, Kankuro said and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Oh yeah? RUBBING POWERS!" I yelled out loud and attacked. Quickly, I latched myself onto him and began to rub.
"B-Baka! You're going to cause another scene!" Kankuro yelled and tried to push me off of him. "You won't get your peaches if you continue this!" It took that sentence for me to get off him and act casual.
"Way to throw yourself at me. Tramp." In a snob-ish tone, I said and examined my nails. Kankuro got an anime vein, but continued to lead me to my training spot. "Your legs are more open than Orochimaru's. That is saying a lot, home girl."
"You are such a dumb ass." Kankuro said and rolled his eyes at my insult. "Hurry up, it's close by. I want to be away for you as long as possible."
"Don't forget that you're bringing me peaches for lunch." Cheerfully, I said and poked his shoulder. He groaned and rolled his eyes again.
"You sure are pushing your welcome here." Kankuro said to me and crossed his arms over his chest.
Oh I most definitely pushed my welcome out the window with the lunch conversation we had.
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Me: Ahoy there maties! How is school going for you guys? Winter break is coming close. ^.^
Sasuke: Where is Orochimaru? It's time to train.
Kabuto: Back off sweetheart, he's mine. -snaps fingers sassily- I am willing to shake my goods, unlike you. Uchiha-doesn't-put-out.
Me: So I'm probably going to switch up a bit of the jokes, because I don't want you guys to get bored. :3 So the next chapter, I am actually skipping to the finals of the Chunin exams and fight scenes shall appear! Hopefully you guys enjoyed this chapter, and you will enjoy the next.
Sasuke: I just need to-
Kabuto: Make sweet love to him and steal him away from me. Honey, I've seen experiments like you come in here all the time and try to steal my man away from me. It won't work. I have been here before you, and I most certainly will be here after you also.
Sasuke: Tch, I'll train by myself.
Me: .... I enjoy making Kabuto be a fan girl over Orochimaru. cx
HAVE A SWELL DAY AND STAY YOUTHFUL! FAREWELL!
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