You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

Ryuu Defends His Womanly Rights

"The next set of rounds is going to begin!" The Jonin yelled from the arena and the crowd erupted into cheers.

"This is better than the last Chunin Exams I went to." Happily, I said as I looked at the crowd of people. "The last one was poopie." I said and wrinkled my nose at the memories of it.

"Does she know that nobody is listen-" Neji said but got cut off by Ryuu.

"What happened at the last Chunin Exam?" Ryuu asked me with a carefree smile on his face and an eye brow raised.

"Suck my poop Neji. People do listen to me sometimes." I said to Neji and stuck my tongue out at him. My attention was then turned back to Ryuu. "Oh, my village got attacked. So I think this one is a lot more better."

"The bar was set pretty low then for this time around then." Ryuu said and I nodded for my answer. "I think this time will be better."

"It better be." I said with a soft smile on my face as the day re-ran through my head. It was such a blur at times since so much was going on at those moments. It made me wonder how some of the other Leaf Village Ninjas felt about it. "Or else I'm going to get somebody pregnant. It will probably be you since you're the easiest."

"Oh honey, easy is basically my first name." Confidently, Ryuu said and snapped his fingers. "That's right, I'm an independent, confident woman who is not afraid to show off her body."

"Oh yeah? Well I'm a survivor. I'm not gon give up, I'm gon keep surviving." Confidently, I responded to him and snapped my fingers also.

"We get it, you two are independent women." Temari said and sent Ryuu a glare. "However, we are waiting on this 'independent woman' to get down to the arena and fight her match. That they announced a few minutes ago."

"Thanks home girl! You saved this woman's pride!" Cheerfully, Ryuu said as he winked at her and jumped over the rail to the ground.

"What pride?" I asked out loud with a sweat drop.

"Tch, should you really being the one asking about somebody else's pride?" Neji asked me and I nodded.

"You're right home girl, that's none of my business who Ryuu sleeps with. That's his slash her business." I said and Neji had a vein form on his forehead from what I had just said. Obviously he was not in much joy around me.

"Begin!" The Jonin yelled and I turned my attention towards the battle arena. Both Hinata and Ryuu waited for the other to make the first move.

"Ryuu, this is where you move." I thought to myself and wrinkled my nose as both of them stood still for a minute.

"This is a test to see who is the better woman." Seriously, Ryuu said and pulled a kunai out. "I am going to defend my womanly rights to the end."

"I-I will as well." Hinata said with her Byakugan activated. Her hands were in the standard Hyuga fighting position, ready to fight at any second.

Ryuu began to form hand signs and he ran towards Hinata. She stood back and tried to ready herself for anything. A few seconds later, fire came out of Ryuu's mouth and went towards Hinata. Hinata gasped loudly in shock, and jumped sideways to get away from the dangerous flames. Ryuu had moved his head in the direction of where Hinata was. As Hinata ran up the wall, she threw a few kunai with bombs attached to them towards Ryuu.

There was a big explosion around Ryuu. Hinata was dedicated and took a risk as she ran into the smoke with her Byakugan activated. We could hear a body being hit as the smoke began to settle. There was a quick girly yelp and Ryuu ran out of the smoke area. He had some sand in his hand and I rolled my eyes with a smile on my face. At least one of us two had used the sand.