You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

An Actual Fight. Holy Crud.

"So ninjas!" Loudly, I sang with proud as Ryuu and I marched around the sand. It was morning and after a while of being bored, it was decided that I was going to teach Ryuu a beautiful and emotional song.

"Yeah!" Ryuu yelled back in response.

"Ninjas!" I repeated, and grinned.

"Yeah!" Eagerly, Ryuu repeated. He wanted to go as fast as possible for his favorite part.

"Do your teammates got a butt?" Sassily, I asked and snapped my finger.

"Hell yeah!"

"Tell them to shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that butt around." I sang as Ryuu shook his booty a bit.

"BABY GOT BACK!" Together we yelled in unison and continued to march on the sand through the heat.

Thankfully, it wasn't too hot in the morning so we did not have much to worry about at the moment. Once I woke up, it was decided that we would look for food and water. Mistake was too precious to eat, and also too small. We had no honest idea on where we were going. We just knew that we were looking for water and food.

Ryuu had asked to hear more of the song, but I told him that the rest of it wasn't worth learning that I didn't even bother to learn myself. Let's just say, I gave Pervy Sage my own version of Big Butts. Instead of teaching Ryuu more of Big Butts, I taught him a song called Jump On It to make the time more bearable as we searched. Neither of us had any idea on how long it would take to find what we were looking for.

After a couple lines into the song, a kunai flew past my face. Quickly, I flipped backwards and pulled a kunai from my pouch. Ryuu was in a fighting stance with a kunai in each hand. After a while of seriousness on his face, he began to giggle.

"Mistake! Don't move around a whole lot in there! I'm ticklish." In a girlish tone, Ryuu giggled out and moved around. We heard a sigh as three people walked towards us.

"Not even for the Chunin exams, you're serious." A girl with short blonde hair said as she face palmed and sighed. Behind her, was a boy with spiky black hair and a girl with long light brown hair, holding hands and giving each other kisses on the cheeks. "Will you two knock it off?! We need to battle!"

"Aw, Hitomi don't be such a sour suckle." Ryuu giggled out as he put both kunais in one hand and used the free hand to search for Mistake under his shirt.

"He's probably lost in the jungle horror that is puberty on your chest." I said to Ryuu in horror of the thought about how Mistake was probably lost in all of Ryuu's chest hair.

"It's sexy!" Ryuu whined as he kept searching for Mistake. "If you think about it, my chest is a wonderland."

"A hairy wonderland." I pointed out and shook my pointer finger at him.

"Some people are into that." Ryuu said, and I thought about it before I nodded in agreement.

"BAKAS!" Angrily, the blonde Hitomi yelled and threw kunais near our faces. "We're going to fight! You two included!" She exclaimed and pointed to her teammates behind her who were still holding hands and giving each other loving looks. "You're lucky we still even have our Earth Scroll after you two were so careless yesterday!"

"What a coincidence. An Earth scroll, just what we need."  I thought to myself, and grinned. In hopes, I looked over to see if Ryuu had heard her. He hadn't. Sadly, he was till focused on finding Mistake under his shirt.

"Let the games begin then!" Eagerly, I said as I pulled out another kunai and got ready to battle. It was definitely our chance to get through the exams.