You Guys Should Be Used To Me By Now

It's My Turn Now

"Ryuu will sass you so much that you will forget about your elbows." Seriously, I said to the Rock Ninja who had another anime vein form on his forehead.

"I don't get want to get involved in your stupid sass competition!" Angrily, he yelled at us and Ryuu simply rolled his eyes at the fellow.

"I believe that is the tone of a loser." Ryuu said and held his hand out in front of the Rock Ninja's face. "This sass competition will be the end of you."

"I told you, I don't want to-" The Rock Ninja began, but I cut him off.

"Excuse me, but Ryuu has the hairiest chest that I have ever seen. It is so hairy that our child got lost in it. If you do not join this sass competition, then I'm real confident in the idea of Ryuu burying you in his overly hairy teenage chest." Confidently, I said and put my hands on my hips.

"There is no possibility of his chest being that hairy." Coolly, the Rock Ninja said to me and crossed his arms over his chest as he leaned against the wall. Obviously, he was trying to pull of the "Cool and cocky" act, but he definitely had anger inside of him that would show.

"Ryuu darling, could you please take your shirt off?" Sweetly, I asked Ryuu with chibi eyes.

"You make me feel as though I'm your tramp!" He cried and began to take his shirt off. "I'm perfectly okay with that though." He then ripped off his shirt and flexed. The Rock Ninja had wide eyes in shock.

"How can you be that hairy?" In shock, he asked my fellow sexy beast.

"Drink plenty of milk." Confidently, Ryuu said and began to do a few poses.

"MIKA! GET DOWN HERE TO BATTLE!" A voice yelled, and I looked down in the arena to see an infuriated Ino.

"I'm sorry, I will be down in one second." I said, and poked Ryuu who was busy posing. "I have to go and battle, make sure to not breast feed Mistake too much while I'm gone."

"It was nice having you as my husband, I will miss you." In a sad tone, Ryuu said and put a hand on my shoulder. I just sweat dropped at his actions.

"I'm not dying." I pointed out, and Ryuu looked at me with tears streaming down his face.

"Such a wonderful man, who did not even see it coming!" Ryuu yelled and dramatically fell to the floor. "I can't go on anymore like this."

I took that as my signal to leave the box. Excitedly, I stepped over to the ledge and jumped over it onto the ground. The ground was softer than Konoha's arena ground. Then again, there was sand scattered through out the arena. I made a mental note to use the sand to my advantage during the battle. In a normal pace, I walked to the middle of the arena towards Ino.

The Jonin quickly went through the simple rules again for us. He then had us shake hands before we fought. Ino and I shared a look of determination during the hand shake. It was then that we both knew that both of us were going to put everything we had into this battle. Both of us determined to show our skills and be acknowledged to become Chunin.

"Begin!" The Jonin yelled out loud, and both of us flipped away from each other.

Right away, I knew one of the best tactics for me to do was to summon Ren. Quickly, I bit my thumb, did the correct hand signs, and then slapped the ground. Within a few quick seconds, Ren appeared in a poof of smoke. Ino had taken no time to let u catch up though, she had thrown about ten kunai at us. Both of us were in a struggle to move away from them.

"Ah!" Ren yelped as a kunai hit one of his squirrel arms. "I'm one of the best summoning animals out there and you have the nerve to throw a kunai at me-Wait, who is she?"